What's in a Name?

Ed is still struggling to come up with nickname for Governor-elect Deval Patrick. During the election, Ed would chuckle to himself as he called him "Devoid". Ed must have been real popular on the playground as a kid. Lately he's been calling Deval Patrick "Molasses", I suppose because if he kept referring to the Governor-elect as "Brown Sugar" it might make Ed sound racist. I don't know why Ed should feel so inhibited, it's generally acknowledged that he is.

Today he's trying out "Free 'em All Deval", in an attempt to raise the racist Willie Hortonesque specter of the new Governor freeing convicted criminals. The election is long over, but Ed can't stop fearing and smearing.

According to Ed, Hillary Clinton "had three extra-marital affairs", "...she is a socialist, she is a control freak, and she is a giant B-I-T-...", a caller chides Ed for his misogyny, Ed will have none of it, he shouts "That's what she is, Hillary is a giant B". The next caller twice refers to Senator Clinton as a "femminazi", and says Al Gore is fat. Oh, and he signs off with "Merry Christmas", you know, because these are such good Christian type people.

Party Time

According to, and apparently exclusively to the Boston Herald, Governor-elect Deval Patrick is planning a week long "coronation" party before his inauguration, which reportedly could cost up to $1.6 million. Ed Lambert quotes Patrick as saying "Spare no expense, across the state we will have elaborate week long coronation plans for me, so I can get out to my sup...all the people out there, but it will be privately funded, a blowout". A completely fabricated quote, nowhere to be found. Ed calls him "Deval 'I Want to be President' Patrick"...not a terribly catchy nickname, Ed's still working on that.

Ed is such a liar. The Herald article notes the Governor Romney's inaugural festivities cost $750 k, Ed says "Romney's cost sev...se...er, uh...a quarter of a million dollars". Ed rants it's all a quid pro quo, everyone donating is going to be getting special favors. He doesn't mention that Patrick had the least corporate donations, and spent less on his campaign than any of the other Gubernatorial candidates.

More lies from Ed: "38% of the Democrats think Hillary Rodham Clinton should be President for FOUR terms, not two."